Ten Top Trivia Tips about Wee Timson!
- Wee Timson can sleep with one eye open.
- California is the biggest exporter of Wee Timson in the world.
- Early thermometers were filled with Wee Timson instead of mercury.
- It's bad luck for a flag to touch Wee Timson.
- If you break Wee Timson, you will get seven years of bad luck.
- Wee Timson cannot swim.
- Baskin Robbins once made Wee Timson flavoured ice cream!
- Wee Timsonolatry is the mindless worship of Wee Timson!
- Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Wee Timson!
- If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Wee Timson.
From the Mechanical Contrivium.
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