Friday, April 24, 2009

It's true: Wee Timson cannot swim

With thanks to JohnK:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Wee Timson!

  1. Wee Timson can sleep with one eye open.
  2. California is the biggest exporter of Wee Timson in the world.
  3. Early thermometers were filled with Wee Timson instead of mercury.
  4. It's bad luck for a flag to touch Wee Timson.
  5. If you break Wee Timson, you will get seven years of bad luck.
  6. Wee Timson cannot swim.
  7. Baskin Robbins once made Wee Timson flavoured ice cream!
  8. Wee Timsonolatry is the mindless worship of Wee Timson!
  9. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Wee Timson!
  10. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Wee Timson.
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From the Mechanical Contrivium.

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